Hi
I’m Palmer
The French Bulldog Connoisseur of Treats, Beer Enthusiast, and Philanthropic Pooch on a Mission!
About Me
You might think I’m just your average French bulldog, but let me tell you, I’m a certified connoisseur of treats and a self-proclaimed beer enthusiast. My humans like to think I’m the cutest Frenchie around, which is debatable—have you seen my neighbor’s boston terrier? But one thing’s for sure: I’m definitely one of the best-behaved pups in the game. Just ask the folks at my favorite breweries; they’ll tell you I’m basically a canine ambassador for good behavior (and good beer)!
What I do
As a Frenchie with a refined taste for brewery adventures—12 inches off the ground, to be exact! Now you know a little about me, let’s talk about how I choose my favorite places. First, it starts with hydration—clean, fresh water bowls are non-negotiable. Then come the treats—gourmet and crunchy, please, because they should be tail-wag-worthy (if I had one). But it’s not just about the snacks; the humans matter too! Friendly staff and patrons who dish out belly rubs make or break the vibe. After all, what’s great beer without a welcoming atmosphere? So, next time you’re brewery hopping, don’t forget the essentials: good brews, better treats, and top-tier ear scratches. And hey, if they know Palmer sent you, maybe they’ll throw in a patch of grass just for me. Cheers!
My Cause
When I’m not busy charming humans with my adorable face, I’m on a mission to help my mom raise money for the SHARE Military Initiative. That’s right, I’m not just a pretty face; I’m a philanthropic pooch! But let’s be real, my true passion lies in adventuring with my humans as we brewery hop across the Southeast U.S. I mean, who wouldn’t want to visit almost 100 breweries in a year? That’s like a dog’s version of a world tour!
And let’s not forget about the humans! I’m not just judging the beer; I’m sizing up the staff and the patrons. Are they friendly? Do they give belly rubs? How’s the overall vibe? I want my humans to enjoy their brews, but let’s be honest—if the atmosphere is off, it’s like serving a five-star meal on a paper plate.
My Favorites
Bonjour, fabulous friends! Palmer here, the French Bulldog with a passion for the finer things in life. From stylish gear that fits my perfectly compact frame to treats that make every calorie worth wagging for, I’m all about celebrating the good stuff. This section is where I spill the kibble on all my favorite things—because let’s face it, being a connoisseur of treats and fashion icon isn’t just a lifestyle; it’s an art. Stay tuned as I share the best of the best for pups like me who demand nothing but paw-fection!
