Diatribe Brewing Co

🐾🎉 Alright, fur-friends, let me spill the kibble about Diatribe! This is where my humans first tasted the legendary Cerebral Espionage. I can’t remember what my other human tried—probably something fancy that didn’t involve treats—but they both gave the beers a solid 4 paws up! I mean, one was so good they had to try it again at the collaboration brewery. Talk about a beer that’s worth double-dipping! 🍻🐶

Now, here’s where it gets a little quirky: they had a random band playing with flutes, violins, and a guitar. I mean, who knew I’d be sipping brews while listening to a classical symphony? I half expected them to break into a rendition of “Fur Elise” any minute! 🎶🐾

But don’t worry, I still managed to snag some good pets on our way out. The other patrons were super respectful, which is always a plus when you’re a Frenchie trying to soak up the attention! One canine friend was having a little spat with another dog, but the owner was responsible and moved outside. I mean, we can’t have any dog drama ruining my vibe, right? 🐕💥

They also had a great outdoor area that we didn’t get to fully explore, but I can tell you this: it’s definitely a place we’d return to! I mean, who wouldn’t want to sip some brews, enjoy some live music, and soak up the sun? So if you’re in the area, make sure to check out Diatribe! 🐾❤️✨